cunt-lapper

cunt-lapper:

I was staying with my Aunt cause Mom wanted me to keep her company while my cousin was away at college.

"Jesus Christ Aunt Beth, would you put some clothes on? You’re gonna make me cum in my pants. It’s like you trying to make me want to fuck you, I can’t stand it.”

"Hello, Sis? Yes. You would not believe what your son just said to me. Yes. Mmhmm. He says he is thinking of fucking me. I know, can you believe it? You’d better get over here, I think it’s time to have a certain talk with him. Who knows what trouble he’ll be getting into by the time you get here, you’d better hurry."